Archbishop Jonathan Blake
The Most Reverend Jonathan Blake, Presiding Archbishop of the Open Episcopal Church B.A. (Hons), Dip. Pastoral Studies. Bishop's Haven, 105 Danson Crescent Welling DA16 2AS U.K. Mobile: 07767 687711 www.bishopjonathanblake.com firstname.lastname@example.org www.openepiscopalchurch.org www.twitter.com/bishopjonathan The Church is a member of The International Council of Community churches and the World Council of Churches. Married with 5 children.
- Name: Bishop Jonathan Blake
- Location: London, Kent, United Kingdom
Tear gassed in Tehran, seized in Kabul, worked with Mother Teresa, escaped a murderer, raised £300,000, ordained 1981, 12 yrs an Anglican, slept on the streets, travelled to Auschwitz, Kenya and Pakistan to promote peace, opened the first inter-faith NHS chapel, wrote a biblical text on Parliament, arrested, relinquished his office within the CofE to pioneer independent ministry, baptised 1000's in homes, even on Mount Snowdon + in a circus ring, conducted a wedding underwater, published ‘For God’s Sake Don’t Go To Church’, nailed 95 Theses to Canterbury cathedral, arrested, co-founded the Society for Independent Ministry, was consecrated a bishop, co-founded the Open Episcopal Church, did the first gay wedding on prime time TV, sued Associated Newspapers for defamation, co-consecrated the first women bishops for England. Wales and Scotland, accommodated the homeless, took Mass to sex workers, posted it too, was elected Archbishop, arrested for taking his kids onto a roof, not charged - they were harnessed, founded ‘When No One’s Watching', became an ICV, conducted the wedding of the star Jade Goody, was invited to Downing Street, published 'That Old Devil Called God Again'.
Friday, February 28, 2014
DENNEHY - ONCE A BABY WITH TINY FINGERS
CHASING HEWITT BUT LETTING KIDS WATCH MILEY CYRUS MASTURBATING ON A WRECKING BALL
THE DUCHESS OVERLOOKS THE MUTILATED BOYS
BRILLIANT GENETIC BREAKTHROUGH TO OVERCOME DISEASE
OF COURSE JESUS ISN'T THE ALPHA AND OMEGA
Thursday, February 27, 2014
JESUS DIDN'T LOVE EVERYONE WHILE HE WAS ALIVE
STOP USING THE BLARNEY LANGUAGE LIKE 'SON OF GOD'
A CLERIC FOR 33 YEARS AND A BISHOP FOR 14
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
ADEBOWALE AND ADEBOLAJO - VICTIMS TOO OF OUR TOLERANCE OF RELIGION
THE MODERN HIDDEN PAEDOPHILES
CHRISTIANS SLAUGHTER MUSLIMS
Meanwhile, Christian militiamen in Central African Republic, west of Nigeria, executed 70 people over two days, according to a priest who helped to bury the bodies. The Rev Rigobert Dolongo said at least 27 people were killed on the first day of the attack, earlier in the month, in the village of Guen in the remote southwest of the country, and 43 others the following day. The militiamen, known as the Anti-Balaka,ordered a group of Muslims to lie on the ground and then shot them one by one, he said.
WHY ARE THE POLICE COVERTLY USING SAP GLOVE WEAPONS ON THE PUBLIC?
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
CHURCH ENCOURAGES HAND OUT CULTURE WHILE THE DESIGNER CLAD ATTEND TRUSSELL FOODBANKS
TAMARA ECCLESTONE ET AL - VERMIN OF THE EARTH
Monday, February 24, 2014
ADLINGTON IS A TRAPPED AND WOUNDED PERSON
MEDVEDEV TOASTS THE DICTATORS
UGANDA SERVES US UP DETESTABLE HOMOPHOBIC RELIGION
MALALA CAMPAIGNS AGAINST FGM
THE JOY OF BEING AN OLDER PARENT
I was divorced for 6 years and never imagined I would have any further children. However I remarried, aged 44 to a woman aged 41 who had never been married or given birth.
We now have three children together, conceived naturally, aged 7,12 and 13. My wife was considered 'geriatric' for all three and we encountered a considerable amount of prejudice both from within the family and the health service to her being an older mother.
Dire warnings were issued about abnormality from all sides and a radiographer almost took a macabre delight in saying that one of the children would almost certainly be odd and we should consider termination. Further tests contradicted her pessimism and thankfully all three children are a picture of health.
My wife blossomed throughout her pregnancies and there is not a day that passes when I am not eternally grateful for the miracle of my five amazing children.
Further, being an older and more mature parent has been an entirely different experience and I believe has brought many additional benefits to the children. So, don't let others dissuade you, as an older person, to have a child.
GOD DOESN'T PLAY CHILDISH GAMES
Sunday, February 23, 2014
AND GOD SAID - THROW THE BIBLE IN THE BIN
THE RICH STEAL THE BEST SCHOOL PLACES
POWER AND WEALTH MORE DANGEROUS THAN CLASS A DRUGS
DOMINIC LAWSON HAS LOST THE PLOT
Saturday, February 22, 2014
ABANDONING OURSELVES TO DEATH
NYMPHOMANIAC'S BASE ERECTION
THE MISERABLE CHOICES OF MOYLES ETC TO SHAFT US ALL
STOP THE CREATIONIST DECEIVERS
TYMOSHENKO OFFERS A FLICKERING LIGHT
INFANTILE POSTING ON THE DAILY TELEGRAPH RELIGIOUS SITE
SCRIPTURE IS LARGELY VILE
THERE IS NOT ONE CHURCH OF ROME
Friday, February 21, 2014
GOVE DRIVES OUR KIDS TO BE ZOMBIES OR CORPSES
AND WHO MADE YOU A BISHOP THEN?
ermmm, well was it a cat, a spider, a group of old men, God, the church, another bishop or a cup of tea? Deep theological questions are at stake. Whose hand laid the charge. One that had interfered with little children or beaten pupils or made advances to ordinands or in celibate frustration had pleasured themselves? - If, by some tiny remote chance it was an unloaded agenda free factual enquiry - Bishop Richard Palmer at a public consecration at St Augustine's, Westgate on Sea in December 2000. If it was facetious, then let the inane responses begin....but remember El Papa said we were brothers now, even brother bishops!!
THE POPE ENDS CATHOLICISM
So pass the news on. There is no Roman Catholic Church anymore, just one universal church.
And the ultimate truth is that there is no universal church, just one great human family.
ECCLESTONE IS ANTI GAY BUT BUYS A WIFE
TYMOSHENKO - REMEMBERED AFTER TWO YEARS
DIRTY TRICKS IN MALMESBURY ABBEY
FUKUSHIMA POLLUTES THE WORLD BUT WE ARE WATCHING SOCHI
WHEN DADS CHOOSE EXECUTION FOR THEIR CHILDREN
LUTHER KING AND NELSON MANDELA'S INFERIOR LEGACY
SARA AL AMOUDI SHOWS THAT WITH BIG BOOBS AND THE HIJAB YOU CAN CONQUER THE WORLD
THE POPE BLASTS A HOLE IN CATHOLICISM
Thursday, February 20, 2014
HOW THE CHURCHES SCAR EUROPE
LEGISLATING AGAINST CIRCUMCISION IS NOT ANTISEMITIC
RICH BISHOPS ARE CONCERNED FOR THE POOR...
NO HALAL - WELL DONE DENMARK
No Halal. No Circumcision. Well done Denmark.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
PUTIN'S VIOLENT UNDERBELLY REVEALED BY PUSSY RIOT
JOHN SHORT'S GOD HAS GOT SOME ANSWERING TO DO
TOURISTS WALKING ON THE FACES OF THE POOR
PRINCE WILLIAM - THEY WANT YOU AS WINDOW CANDY
NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KIM JONG-UN AND YANUKOVICH
TOURISTS IN SHARM EL SHEIK INVITE ATTACK
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
AND GOD SAID STOP CALLING YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN
FIVE SENIOR COURT APPEAL JUDGES LIE
FAMILY COURTS ADMINISTERING INJUSTICE TO FATHERS
Monday, February 17, 2014
HAVE WE GOT A COSY PLACE NEAR TO GOD
I am sorry to say this, but I have no choice, such a belief would amount to one of the greatest egotistical self deceptions around.
God loves everyone because God created everyone.
God does not love us because we believe. Our belief is irrelevant.
God does not assure us of a place in heaven because we have made a commitment. Our commitment and our response is irrelevant.
As a good mother and a father love their child, so God loves us.
As a good mother and father only want the best for their child, so God only wants the best for us.
As a good mother and a father would never destroy their child, so God will never destroy us.
We have no advantage whatsoever over an atheist, an agnostic, a member of another faith community like a Muslim or a Hindu or a Pagan, not even over those who have done and do extreme wrong.
God loves every person equally and if God is God and if heaven is heaven, then all will be healed, restored and welcomed into this Utopian community of life.
THE HEALTH AND SAFETY BRIGADE KILLING OUR KIDS
So much for our health and safety conscious world that is slowly killing our kids!
WE MUST DO AWAY WITH KIM JONG-UN AND THE POPE
THE GOD DEATH SQUAD
Saturday, February 15, 2014
SHAME ON YOU ARCHBISHOP WELBY
It can no longer be permitted to be the established church of our nation.
It has become a haven for the bigoted and the divisive.
It uses its God to spit in the face of our young and our old, of our sons and our daughters, of our friends and our family that are LGBT.
It perpetuates the horrific abuse that around the world sees gays and lesbians tortured, hounded, imprisoned and given the death penalty.
It uses its power to crush this minority community.
It has bishops and priests who are practicing gays and yet has the hypocrisy to deny them and others recognition and the dignity of marriage.
Shame on you Archbishop Welby and shame on your House of Bishops.
Friday, February 14, 2014
GROUP HUG ON VALENTINES DAY
OUR BRUTE INSTINCTS
GOD, THE PETTY TRADER
A GOD THAT THANKFULLY CHANGES
VALENTINE'S SEXUALISATION OF THE YOUNG
NO SUPPORT OFFERED FOR A HELL/HEAVEN DEITY
SEEKING A HIGH ON DRUGS, SEX AND RELIGION
INTRODUCE BABIES TO LOVE ALONE
WHO BEARS THE PAIN THAT RELIGION BRINGS
SAID SATAN THESE HUMANS ARE DELICIOUSLY STUPID
This Jesus guy is trouble.
He doesn't keep the rules. He speaks the truth. He shatters those safe religious beliefs we so carefully put in place.
He's slipped up though. Was stressed, not thinking perhaps, too full of wine . He took this bun, tore it, passed it round. Said when you eat together, when I've gone, cos the shits soon going to hit big style, remember me yea...
So where's the glitch?
I'm automating the system. I can see it now. Oh I'm gonna make that bun into millions of tiny confetti wafers that I'm gonna scatter around the world.
I can see queues of brainwashed humans with their hands stretched out believing that our fellow workers have bagged the access to Jesus, that they keep him in jail in their churches and distribute him to their robotic devotees.
But it won't work, even humans aren't that gullible surely.
Oh but they are, so deliciously stupid. Let me show you just how stupid Demon.
Let the fingers that pass over these wafer bits of Jesus be covered in distress.
What do you mean?
Let's force our fellow workers to be celibate. Let's ensure they are scourged by loneliness and frustration, that their humanity is deprived. Let's drive them wild with need so that they prey upon the children, beat them, and sexually abuse them. Let's allow their only intimacy to be with each other, so that they can scurry to dark corners for intercourse. Oh yes, and for those who can't keep our contorted rules and have affairs that lead to pregnancy, let them pay for the abortions and issue the threats of divine judgement should any of their women spill the beans as they have their seed.
But the people will surely stop queuing for Mass when all this is discovered.
Oh you have much to learn. Even if the fingers of the priests have the semen of their abuse, the faeces from their intercourse or the blood of abortions on them, they will still come, because the priests have the body of Jesus under lock and key and the gullible are desperate to get him. So gullible in fact that they won't allow the police near to investigate.
But it's too obvious a lie. People won't swallow it.
They will be coming to swallow it in their droves.
But why when Jesus isn't there.
When God visits no one realises, except just a very few, a very annoying few, but no worry, we can make sure they are always branded trouble makers, blasphemers, satanists and get them crucified.....
THE BIBLE IS A VILE BOOK
DLT FALLS VICTIM TO THE PC BRIGADE
Sex abusers, racists, sexists, LGBT haters, child abusers, corrupt police and the rest slip through the net and carry on their vile antics, while the PC brigade busily stultify conversation, terrorise the work space, wreck social trust, shatter family life, invade good homes, get teachers arrested, have people inappropriately placed on the sex offenders register for life, prevent quality foster and adopter parents being selected, legislate, arrest and harass the everyday innocent public going about their ordinary lives according to the popular culture of their day.
ALLELUIA - GOD MADE GAYS
THE INSANITY OF RELIGION AS SEEN IN THE AMISH AND ULTRA-ORTHODOX JEWS
THE GOD FROM WHICH WE NEED TO BE EXORCISED
Thursday, February 13, 2014
JESUS IN A SILLY WAFER BREAD
WHEN WE MAKE OF GOD THE SATAN
REQUIRING JESUS TO DIE ON A CROSS WOULD MAKE GOD A MONSTER
DON'T TRUST THE CHURCH AN INCH
THE CORROSIVE EXAMPLE OF JESUS THAT HAS GIVEN US A BLOOD DRENCHED FAITH
This became the exemplar for Christendom and under girds much of our militaristic culture.
'No greater love...' etc.
The willingness to sacrifice your life for that which you believe is taught from childhood, is the apologetic for all our armed forces campaigns and was the basis of the crusades.
During these and the inquisition it was taken one step further, that violence per se was an acceptable tool for the spreading of the faith.
We belong to a blood drenched faith and culture that has influenced the world adversely in this regard.
We can hardly be surprised when others follow the same route.
NEVER HAVE AN AFFAIR AS BOTHAM DISCOVERED
While popular culture teases about the frisson of extra marital relationships, it irresponsibly exposes people, families and especially children to the devastating consequences that follow, that often last a lifetime.
There is one wise and simple message to pass on to others.
Never ever have an affair.
SEX DRIVEN MARRIAGES COLLAPSE
ANIL KAHLIL RAOUFI - ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE RELIGIOUS EXTREMISM THAT EXISTS IN OUR CHURCHES
RIP ABDUL WAHEED MAJEED - A VICTIM OF CHRISTIAN MARTYROLOGY
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND REPRESENTS THE WORST OF BRITISH SOCIETY
They are held in a time warp, clinging to redundant myths, peddling laughable miracles and preaching old prejudices such as homophobia and sexism.
Its present life depends entirely upon money drawn from past privilege and snatched from the fund raising of former generations. It would barely survive on today's levels of giving.
Its influence in public life is pernicious, corrupting the young with simplistic and anti scientific beliefs that muddle their participation in our enlightened age and promote the divisive thinking of our cruelly intolerant past.
In time it will fade away. Until then, we must guard ourselves and especially our children from its influence.
MAJEED, JESUS AND MARTYRS AVENUE IN CRAWLEY
WHY THE WORLD IS AT WAR