Archbishop Jonathan Blake

The Most Reverend Jonathan Blake, Presiding Archbishop of the Open Episcopal Church B.A. (Hons), Dip. Pastoral Studies. Bishop's Haven, 105 Danson Crescent Welling DA16 2AS U.K. Mobile: 07767 687711 www.bishopjonathanblake.com bishopjonathanblake@ntlworld.com www.openepiscopalchurch.org www.twitter.com/bishopjonathan The Church is a member of The International Council of Community churches and the World Council of Churches. Married and a proud Dad.

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Gassed in Tehran, seized in Kabul, helped Mother Teresa, almost murdered, raised £300,000, ordained 1981, street sleeper, pilgrim to Auschwitz, Kenya + Pakistan 4 peace, began 1st inter-faith NHS chapel, wrote text on Parliament, arrested, relinquished his 12 year Anglican post 2 be independent, baptised 1000's in homes, on Mt Snowdon + in circus ring, did wedding underwater, wrote ‘For God’s Sake Don’t Go To Church’, nailed 95 Theses to Canterbury cathedral, arrested, co-founded the Society for Independent Ministry, was consecrated a bishop, co-founded the Open Episcopal Church, did 1st gay wedding on prime time TV, sued Associated Newspapers 4 defamation, co-consecrated 1st women bishops 4 England. Wales + Scotland, accommodated the homeless, took Mass 2 sex workers + posted it, elected Archbishop, arrested 4 taking kids on roof, not charged, founded ‘When No One’s Watching', became an ICV, did Jade Goody's wedding , invited 2 Downing St, wrote 'That Old Devil Called God Again', arrested 4 times campaigning against child abuse, had harassment conviction quashed on appeal, appealing a conviction for breaches of restraining order 2 stop a paedophile

Friday, September 26, 2014

ARCHBISHOP WELBY'S DIVINE MESSAGE

"The action proposed today is right" states the spokesperson for Jesus, the Archbishop of Canterbury. So we can sleep tonight! God's on our side - Go get 'em boys is the message from the Church of England's fat pulpit. The action will boost their investment coffers, strengthen their financial portfolio and enable the Church Commissioners to maximise their income. And don't fret about any collateral damage.  Welby may well be offering this prayer tonight for the nation - Dear God, thanks for always being on the side of the rich and powerful. Thanks that we are safe and sound and able to press buttons and vaporise our enemies. Of course I remember the innocent victims of our action and am grateful that having commended them into your safe keeping, I can wash my conscience of the whole dirty business and suffer no indigestion when next I dine with Her Majesty. Aaaah Men will be Men.

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