Archbishop Jonathan Blake

The Most Reverend Jonathan Blake, Presiding Archbishop of the Open Episcopal Church B.A. (Hons), Dip. Pastoral Studies. Mobile: 07767 687711 www.bishopjonathanblake.com archbishopjonathanblake@gmail.com www.openepiscopalchurch.org The Church is a member of The International Council of Community churches and the World Council of Churches. Married and a proud Dad.

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Gassed Tehran, seized Kabul, helped Mother Teresa, funded TB hospital, priest 1981, went Auschwitz, wrote on Parliament, convicted, began 1st inter-faith NHS chapel, 12 yrs Anglican cleric/vicar - left, baptised 1000's in homes/Mt Snowdon/at circus, wedding underwater, wrote ‘For God’s Sake Don’t Go To Church’, nailed 95 Theses 2 Canterbury cathedral, arrested, co-founded the Society for Independent Ministry, consecrated a bishop, co-founded the Open Episcopal Church, did 1st gay wedding on morning TV, sued Associated Newspapers, co-consecrated 1st women bishops 4 England,Wales,Scotland, accommodated the homeless, posted Mass/took it 2 sex workers, elected Archbishop, arrested 4 climbing with sons,founded ‘When No One’s Watching',made ICV, did Jade Goody's wedding,invited 2 Downing St, wrote 'That Old Devil Called God Again', conviction 4 campaigning against child abuse quashed on appeal, convicted 4 successful blogging 2 stop paedophile. His Christmas Lights raising £79,000 4 Water in 4 Gambian villages. Published "The Tales of Henry the Lovable Hedgehog", the SAFE New Testament + Psalms + radical Book of Common Prayer, ordained priests for UK,US,Thailand,Spain,Ireland

Friday, September 26, 2014

ARCHBISHOP WELBY'S DIVINE MESSAGE

"The action proposed today is right" states the spokesperson for Jesus, the Archbishop of Canterbury. So we can sleep tonight! God's on our side - Go get 'em boys is the message from the Church of England's fat pulpit. The action will boost their investment coffers, strengthen their financial portfolio and enable the Church Commissioners to maximise their income. And don't fret about any collateral damage.  Welby may well be offering this prayer tonight for the nation - Dear God, thanks for always being on the side of the rich and powerful. Thanks that we are safe and sound and able to press buttons and vaporise our enemies. Of course I remember the innocent victims of our action and am grateful that having commended them into your safe keeping, I can wash my conscience of the whole dirty business and suffer no indigestion when next I dine with Her Majesty. Aaaah Men will be Men.

posted by Bishop Jonathan Blake | 10:39 PM

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