Archbishop Jonathan Blake

The Most Reverend Jonathan Blake, Presiding Archbishop of the Open Episcopal Church B.A. (Hons), Dip. Pastoral Studies. Bishop's Haven, 105 Danson Crescent Welling DA16 2AS U.K. Mobile: 07767 687711 The Church is a member of The International Council of Community churches and the World Council of Churches. Married and a proud Dad.

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Location: London, Kent, United Kingdom

Gassed in Tehran, seized in Kabul, helped Mother Teresa, almost murdered, raised £300,000, ordained 1981, street sleeper, pilgrim to Auschwitz, Kenya + Pakistan 4 peace, wrote text on Parliament, convicted, began 1st inter-faith NHS chapel, relinquished his 12 year Anglican post 2 be independent, baptised 1000's in homes, on Mt Snowdon + in circus ring, did wedding underwater, wrote ‘For God’s Sake Don’t Go To Church’, nailed 95 Theses to Canterbury cathedral, arrested, co-founded the Society for Independent Ministry, consecrated a bishop, co-founded the Open Episcopal Church, did 1st gay wedding on prime time TV, sued Associated Newspapers 4 defamation, co-consecrated 1st women bishops 4 England. Wales + Scotland, accommodated the homeless, took Mass 2 sex workers, posted it, elected Archbishop, arrested 4 taking kids on roof, founded ‘When No One’s Watching', became an ICV, did Jade Goody's wedding , invited 2 Downing St, wrote 'That Old Devil Called God Again', arrested 4 campaigning against child abuse, harassment conviction/restraining order quashed on appeal, convicted 4 continued blogging 2 stop paedophile, providing bore hole + solar powered water pump 4 Gambian village.

Tuesday, February 04, 2014


 The Glow - depicting the self self selfishest of mummies in their 'lovely immaculate' show homes where babies are fashion extras and nannies whisk them away to sort out the' bodily fluids'! 

A web site to show how babies can become invisible and a 'dynamic' mumsie can indulge that gnawing longing to get back to her career and that after work party and those international work trips.

An educational tool to ensure little fingers write 'Lanvin' as their first word and bottles are sold to catch mum's office tears so that baby can dip their fingers in while watching mummies new smart phone video message. 

After all, these babies are 'strangers' who can get to know the au pair just as well as mum.

Gaynor is excited about all the shit - sorry 'chic' mothers there are in London too, so they are featured in The Glow's new book being published in April, no doubt the month chosen after the name of one of The Glow's founder's babies, languishing in some eternal creche, while her mum oozes about a motherhood she knows nothing about.


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