Archbishop Jonathan Blake

The Most Reverend Jonathan Blake, Presiding Archbishop of the Open Episcopal Church B.A. (Hons), Dip. Pastoral Studies. Bishop's Haven, 105 Danson Crescent Welling DA16 2AS U.K. Mobile: 07767 687711 The Church is a member of The International Council of Community churches and the World Council of Churches. Married and a proud Dad.

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Location: London, Kent, United Kingdom

Gassed in Tehran, seized in Kabul, helped Mother Teresa, almost murdered, raised £300,000, ordained 1981, street sleeper, pilgrim to Auschwitz, Kenya + Pakistan 4 peace, wrote text on Parliament, convicted, began 1st inter-faith NHS chapel, relinquished his 12 year Anglican post 2 be independent, baptised 1000's in homes, on Mt Snowdon + in circus ring, did wedding underwater, wrote ‘For God’s Sake Don’t Go To Church’, nailed 95 Theses to Canterbury cathedral, arrested, co-founded the Society for Independent Ministry, consecrated a bishop, co-founded the Open Episcopal Church, did 1st gay wedding on prime time TV, sued Associated Newspapers 4 defamation, co-consecrated 1st women bishops 4 England. Wales + Scotland, accommodated the homeless, took Mass 2 sex workers, posted it, elected Archbishop, arrested 4 taking kids on roof, founded ‘When No One’s Watching', became an ICV, did Jade Goody's wedding , invited 2 Downing St, wrote 'That Old Devil Called God Again', arrested 4 campaigning against child abuse, harassment conviction/restraining order quashed on appeal, convicted 4 continued blogging 2 stop paedophile, providing bore hole + solar powered water pump 4 Gambian village.

Thursday, February 06, 2014


And God said,

" I've got this great idea.

Things have got pretty bad. There is disorder, crime and selfishness everywhere.

Rich people let the poor starve. Powerful people produce armaments to make a profit and watch them tearing the limbs off kids and the heads off civilians.

It's all gone terribly pear shaped.

So, my great idea.

You know those tsunamis that killed so many in Thailand and Japan.

Well, I'm preparing the mother of all tsunamis to obliterate everyone, men, women and children.

Except, there's this family down the road called Smith. They're quite decent really and they run this little zoo, so I'm tipping them off, giving them the chance to get to higher ground where a motor cruiser is waiting for them.

They'll be safe and they'll have a great view of all the others perishing beneath the engulfing waters.

Then, with this compassionate, gentle hearted family that has such a keen eye for the suffering of others and would always put themselves in harm's way, before letting anything bad happen to anyone else, I'm going to begin everything again.

A fresh start with great people.

What do you think?

Flawless plan?"



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