AND GOD SAID "HELP PROTECT ME FROM THOSE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE!"

And God said,

" Wondered if you could help me out.

I put this whole show on the road.

I even made millions of 'little me-s' so that you could sample and enjoy the wonders of existence.

I provided untold horizons to be crossed, discoveries to be made and most of all love to be shared.

It was a gift for everyone, generously, freely, openly given, no one excluded, because every 'little me' is precious to me, my own creation.

So this is where I need your help.

I've been besieged, taken over, hijacked.

There are all these 'followers', the religious lobby, who claim they know me best, who say they can speak in my name and guide people about my ways. They clamour at the front of the queue, always pushing, pushing. Their leaders wear special robes and order their cliquey communities about, instilling fear and anxiety in them, threatening them with my wrath and punishment, creating divisions and arguments, resigning some to hell and promising others heaven. They prevent progress, remove happiness, consign people to celibacy and lives often of misery.

And it's all lies.

So I need your help.

 How can I warn people not to be tricked by these impostors?

How can I convince people that I love everyone and everyone is equal and all of you have equal access to me and there is not one person on earth, who knows more about me than each of you, because I made you, my life is in you and my love surrounds you?"